– Jul 23 – Aug 22 –

Arrogant, cocky and hard-working underdogs. The lions truly believe that their shit doesn’t stink, that their entry into the room is accompanied by floodlights, and that there is always at least one person in every room who worships them.

The truth is that there is always only one person. Herself. So, to be with the lion you must learn to kiss their ass; to agree with everything he says; to worship them for no reason. Big sloths.

When you become their prey, they are kinder than kittens, lifting, lying, inventing, and doing so convincingly that you feel like a fucking God. When they take off their masks, they become a cruel beast with no heart or soul at all. Everything they give you will be charged. They do not forgive, everything they do is planned and it seems sudden. When you don’t need them, they don’t care how you are.

Do not give them an honest answer to the question because the honesty is unknown to them, they will freeze you with a smile and you will have a hard time experiencing it. Lions know how to hate anyone who wants to take their position.