– April 20 – May 21 –

Complimentary, silent assholes, boring as a philatelic club. Their biggest mental problem is that they have no problem. They are all great and don’t bother themselves with their own problems because they just don’t have any. They need to create a problem to make their lives more interesting. Their peace is perfect, until it turns into manic madness, when you step on them, then with their horns, knives, and whatever is at hand a distorted face go to you like a matador wearing red. Then bury yourself or prepare your axe, it won’t discount the excuses. Revenge, bans, provisions, that ultra-positive Taurus becomes a complete madman out of control. They do not like changes and stubbornly persist in their positions, even if it is clear to everyone around them that they are wrong. They are lazy and sluggish, but if anyone dares to complain, they will raise their nose up to the sky and ice the relationship. Taurus likes to spend money on himself and on delicious foods that he will make on his own. But do not expect to be well served in his house.

This is a stubborn gobbler who keeps fine specialties and quality drinks for himself. You will be offered just a glass of water or, if they really like you, a Coke.