Virgo

– Aug 23 – Sep 22 –

Obsessive-compulsive neurotics. Excessive hair-splitters that never have enough. They do not know anything about love, they are emotionless, to them it all comes down to sex. If any sign is a prostitute it’s this one. Continuous justifying analyzes will lead to your mental paralysis. Only a robot can be cooler than Virgo. With them you are sure of one thing: they will stick a knife in your back. This will be thought through, analyzed and validated as the best option for them. They act so well that you won’t even know for days or months whether it’s time to eliminate you. And only when they are completely safe they discover their betrayal. Where does this talent for being mean and insensitive come from? Daffodils who care only about their appearance with the pursuit of perfection, as they call it beautiful. They’re actually swimming in their own shit knee-deep. The virgin has no passion, tenderness, warmth. All the tears he/she lets out are there because he/she is feeling sorry for himself/herself. If it weren’t for her neurotic nervousness and the rush in her (because of the clock ticking while she’s so far from her goal of perfection) that she cracks and loses her rationality, you would think you’re dealing with an android. But don’t have her moments of losing control confused with emotions. It’s just a reflex, jumping lid on a pot that needs to be relieved as the water boils. Pure physics. She is true to herself and to herself only.